From the Desk of Doctor B. D. Septive
The Most Self-Helpiest of all Self-Help Gurus
At first glance your flooded basement may cause you to think of a high priced visit from the plumber or your ruined boxes of counterfeit twenty dollar bills. But you must look deeper. Watch the waves and appreciate how they gently rock your flat screen TV as it floats by. Relish the submerged Indian rugs and predict what new patterns the water damage will create. Think of all the upcoming lazy afternoons when you and your nephew Stinky will share a soda and a fishing pole, while you try to catch all your expensive Beta fish before the toads can get them.
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