Karma

            Of course, there is good karma and bad karma.  There is also instant karma. Good karma is when you rescue a kitten and, later on, you are rescued from a burning car or a destructive relationship.  Bad karma is when you release a wolf to chase a kitten and, later on you die in a burning car or a destructive relationship.  Instant karma is when you insult Uncle Monroe then turn around only to see his rifle fall off the shelf, discharge, and blow your brain out.

            In dealings with karma, the universe is your friend.  When you put out good stuff, good stuff comes back to you.  When you put out bad vibes, badness follows you like toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe.  It’s simple.  Do good, get good back.  Do bad; get smacked in the head with a crowbar.  The universe is the world’s great scorekeeper.  It keeps track of all the stuff, good or bad, given off by you and everyone else.  It may send something back to you that day or it may send something back to you in a few years.  Mostly, it depends on postal rates.