Friday, March 2, 2012

The Person Who Used Someone Else’s Picture in Their Online Profile

From the Desk of Doctor B. D. Septive
            This poor, ugly, dimwitted person with the low self-esteem has come into your life.  Even though he may look like an escaped shock therapy patient or a deranged orangutan, he still took the initiative to post a profile online and represent himself with a picture of Pierce Brosnan.  If he hadn’t done that you never would have met him and you would have missed out on the beauty of his inner being, his basic human frailty, and his undeniably fragrant diapers.  He needs you and, even though it’s very difficult for you to stand near him for very long, you’ve witnessed how someone can overcome adversity and empower himself to be just as dishonest as any other online dating sight patron.

1 comment:

Julie said...

Yeah . . . let's not show our real photo! Yikes! Maybe nobody will talk to you then. Instead, add a good, fantastic, "sweep me off my feet" history of yourself. If the good looks doesn't work, then maybe being a secret agent will!